Yesterday has been a day full of jems... I heard a few more but these four really put a smile on my face.... I'm sure it'll be just the same for you!
Black guy on the street: Hey girl! You lookin' fine... I'm gonna do things to you... Yup, lots of... things!
His friend: Like, what you gonna do to her?
Black guy on the street: Things man, I said things!!
- In Union Square
Dad: Don't tell me what to do, you're not the boss.
Little daughter: You're not the boss too!
Dad: Then who's the boss?
Little daughter: Obama is the boss!
- At 46th & 7th
Older lady to a little barking dog: Shut up! This is not your sidewalk!
- In Times Square
Middle-aged woman: So, is she like, skinny pregnant?
Friend: Yeah, she looks like a model
Middle-aged woman: Good! There is just no excuse to gain weight during pregnancy!
- In Starbucks at the Rockefeller Centre
2 comments:
I enjoyed these Dona. Hope the time in the hospital is proving interesting too, and that your Italian ways are not driving them too crazy. I suppose in New York they should be more used to such things than we are in St Andrews and Perth :)
hahaha... well, if you want to have a real laugh, I've been here almost two weeks now and every sinle new person I met so far is Italian!!!
Even the two people I'm training with at the moment are from Italy so I guess the hospital did it on purpose figuring I'd be a bit overwhelming for someone not used to me! ;-)
Loving it though... Really good way of combining holiday with medical knowledge!
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